pitter patter

How unreal is this:

Pisces:

They say you're supposed to let go at some point or else you won't be able to move on with your life. But what does that entail? Is it reaching the top of some hill and finally being able to see a great distance in the green valleys beyond? What if you enjoy the upward hike? What if you want to carry your grief like a stone? Well then, Pisces, that's what you do.

For real, wowza.